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The Sun Never Sets on Andy Griffith Pt. 1 & These Boots Were Made For Moonwalking
Boots with Spurs
Released: Jan 6, 2010
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T-Shirts

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The Bugs Are Coming T-Shirt
somebody cover the fruit trays...
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BwS Crest T-Shirt
how do you deal with a post-punk from space!?

Other

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Boots with Drawers
Well... here they are. As promised, Boots will be selling our underwear. 100% of the proceeds from this endeavor will be directly donated to our van fund. We'll even write our name on the tag!
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Boots with Fudge
Look... We seriously have the best fudge recipe you've ever had in your life, believe me. Put your thumbs and index fingers together in a circle. That is the amount of fudge you will get, except my hands are definitely bigger than yours, so think more fudge. If you don't eat it in three separate sittings you will oversaturate. 100% of proceeds pay for a van.
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$5 Bum Smile
Pay us ten bucks, and we will send you a guaranteed one of a kind, taken just for you, sweet, salty picture of a Chicago homeless person. They will be pictured holding the $5 bill we will give them from you and flashing a smile worth all 500 pennies. The other 5 bucks go directly to buying us a van, and you will have the only copy in existence.
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Drunken Letter
This is the deal of a lifetime. One of us will get hammered and write you a 5 page, angry letter, full of intense thoughts and serious questions, as well as fraudulent accusations. Choose by band member or beverage. We will send you a receipt for the alcohol stapled, most likely carelessly, to your letter. All proceeds go directly to the van fund.
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Boots Bake Sale
Cookies, damn it! 10 bucks gets you a bag of 'em. And these ain't any store bought bullcrap and they sure ain't yer mom's cookies. They're better. All proceeds go into the van fund.
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Boots with Mail
In theory... you get absolutely nothing. Nothing but an envelope or a card from a band that appreciates it. The envelope contains nothing except its journey to you, and the postcard will be blank. Postcards are guaranteed to be awesome. Postcards also reusable... envelopes only so with serious envelopening skills. Shipping included in the price, and again, 100% of your money goes into the van fund.